splop

n. Semen, semenal fluid. A quantity of ejaculate.

Can be used as a verb, to describe the busting of one's nut.

Her face was covered in splop.

I splopped all over the place when she touched me there.

by sploprag May 22, 2009

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009

Splorgy

An orgy where the main goal is for everyone and everything to be splooged on

Geoffrey: You going to that splorgy tonight?

Wang: Nah man I don't wanna get cum all over my body

by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015

Splompee

To behave just as messy as being pissed.

Jo was acting very splompee today, her priorities were all over the place. And were talking in slurring terms.

by Long Johns May 27, 2017

sploria

The name of a beautiful couple who definitely denied there love but little did they know that they will become long Lovers

Did you here about what sploria did???

by Seleste February 2, 2018

Splorkify

To make needlessly pedantic for shits and giggles.

He really splorkified the issue by making a literal dictionary entry to prove a point.

Some guy is going to splorkify this by commenting on the previous example.

by Pawsleight October 31, 2018