splog

A unwanted post placed on a blog that is used for soliciting purposes. Like spam, spim, spat, and spobile, these messages contain links to websites featuring the usual array of forcibly advertised online services, such as pornography, credit repair, and prescription drug sales. The messages may be made to appear as a comment from an interested reader, stating that the posted link is to a webpage relevant to the current discussion, or an invitation to view the spolgger's own personal blog.

Wow, I totally agree with you. <Click here> to check out my blog.

by Dawn Davenport March 16, 2005

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off

We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.

Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.

by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017

Splooge

When your about to nut

“Oh babe I’m about to splooge

by Kackies July 6, 2018