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Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
Lets go splatting on that dudes car!
by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009
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Shawning

To suck on a dick violently in a Hilton hotel bathroom after a rowdy night on 6th street in Austin.
"Hey bro, was that chick shawning you last night after 6th?"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's really good at shawning!"
by Gabehardy April 28, 2015
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Shawning

Telling facts about something you know absolutely nothing about.
"And that's how creatine works".

"Dude, you've never worked out in your life. Are you Shawning me right now?"
by Bdr01 November 5, 2018
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Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.
Why do you keep screen splashing man?
by Cryuga September 3, 2010
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splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.
Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink
by John Ritz May 13, 2005
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