by BeautifulTerror May 15, 2003
Get the spawncamper mug.Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.
What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"
"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"
"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"
You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"
"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"
"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"
You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011
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the act in a first person shooter were the enemy team camps at your team's spawn point, however this only happens in games were the objective is at your spawning point like demolition.
by xXFTWXx June 22, 2011
Get the Spawn-Trapping mug.Someone who is pure evil; does evil things without reason. Ex:Bob Greenblatt, new programming head of Showtime.
DLM Fan 1:Why did Greenblatt cancel Dead Like Me?
DLM Fan 2:Because he's the Devil's spawn, that's why...
DLM Fan 2:Because he's the Devil's spawn, that's why...
by ReaperAyane December 29, 2004
Get the Devil's Spawn mug.The lead character from the Image comic, “SPAWN”
A former government assassin, Lieutenant Colonel Albert F. Simmons.
Upon being murdered by Chapel and Priest, fellow assassins, Al is sent to hell where he makes a pact with the devil (Known as Malebolgia in the comic). Al agrees to give Malebolgia his soul, and to lead hell’s army to the gates of heaven, thus kick-starting the Apocalypse. Upon making this deal with Malebolgia, Al Simmons becomes a Hellspawn, and adopts the name “Spawn” for short.
Spawn possesses a variety of powers and abilities, with the help of his parasitic suit, his cape and chains.
To name a few things, Spawn is able to shoot concentrated *necroplasm from his hands, and on occasion has shot a beam of necroplasm from his chest.
He can use his chains to grapple distant objects, to pull himself up to difficult to reach areas, and to bind his victims. They also come in handy for whipping people, and just look kind of neat.
His cape gives him the ability to “fly” although it’s more like floating, seeing as there is no wing or arm flapping involved. It can also take on the forms of many objects (Such as in the game SPAWN: Armageddon, where it becomes an axe named Agony) be used for self protection, as a shield, or to wrap up victims in a “cocoon”. The cape also has the ability to hunt independently of Spawn, although long separation from him would result in death of the cape.
Spawn can also teleport, re-generate when harmed, and create illusions and hallucinations in other peoples minds. He has the ability to see what is in peoples minds, hearts and souls. He absorbs the sins of people through contact with “underworld creatures” (things such as spiders, snakes, worms, insects) and gains much of his power this way.
Spawn is a master of guns and weapons, and knows many martial art styles, which aide him in his fighting technique.
*Necroplasm is the matter from which Spawn’s body is formed. Green and glowing in appearance, it is lethal to others in more ways than one. If necroplasm should find it’s way into your body or blood system you can expect an extremely painful demise.
SPAWN was created by Todd McFarlane and is a registered trademark.
A former government assassin, Lieutenant Colonel Albert F. Simmons.
Upon being murdered by Chapel and Priest, fellow assassins, Al is sent to hell where he makes a pact with the devil (Known as Malebolgia in the comic). Al agrees to give Malebolgia his soul, and to lead hell’s army to the gates of heaven, thus kick-starting the Apocalypse. Upon making this deal with Malebolgia, Al Simmons becomes a Hellspawn, and adopts the name “Spawn” for short.
Spawn possesses a variety of powers and abilities, with the help of his parasitic suit, his cape and chains.
To name a few things, Spawn is able to shoot concentrated *necroplasm from his hands, and on occasion has shot a beam of necroplasm from his chest.
He can use his chains to grapple distant objects, to pull himself up to difficult to reach areas, and to bind his victims. They also come in handy for whipping people, and just look kind of neat.
His cape gives him the ability to “fly” although it’s more like floating, seeing as there is no wing or arm flapping involved. It can also take on the forms of many objects (Such as in the game SPAWN: Armageddon, where it becomes an axe named Agony) be used for self protection, as a shield, or to wrap up victims in a “cocoon”. The cape also has the ability to hunt independently of Spawn, although long separation from him would result in death of the cape.
Spawn can also teleport, re-generate when harmed, and create illusions and hallucinations in other peoples minds. He has the ability to see what is in peoples minds, hearts and souls. He absorbs the sins of people through contact with “underworld creatures” (things such as spiders, snakes, worms, insects) and gains much of his power this way.
Spawn is a master of guns and weapons, and knows many martial art styles, which aide him in his fighting technique.
*Necroplasm is the matter from which Spawn’s body is formed. Green and glowing in appearance, it is lethal to others in more ways than one. If necroplasm should find it’s way into your body or blood system you can expect an extremely painful demise.
SPAWN was created by Todd McFarlane and is a registered trademark.
Al Simmons is the current Spawn, but there have been past Spawns, and there will be future Spawns also. Cogliostro was a former Spawn, and in pre-issue 100 Spawn, Cog was Al's mentor.
"Curse of the Spawn" follows the future Spawn, where as "Medieval Spawn" follows the story of a past Spawn, although "SPAWN" is the original.
"Curse of the Spawn" follows the future Spawn, where as "Medieval Spawn" follows the story of a past Spawn, although "SPAWN" is the original.
by Therindos February 12, 2006
Get the Spawn mug.1. One who cannot become strong without the use of Spawn (a testosterone producing drug)
2. A choir boy who wishes to become strong in attempt to intimidate but cannot accomplish this without the use of the drug Spawn and without the proper technique just becomes fat
3. An ass-fag
2. A choir boy who wishes to become strong in attempt to intimidate but cannot accomplish this without the use of the drug Spawn and without the proper technique just becomes fat
3. An ass-fag
"Chris thinks he is scary now that he takes Spawn but instead of becoming big he is just transformed into a spawn monster and ass-fag and has uncontrollable spawn rages and weighs over 250 pounds with man tits!"
by SBDYBM July 22, 2009
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