Smlashed

/smlaSHt/
adjective
1. Attempting to make a splash with no water present, due to intoxication

I was so smlashed, I ran into a cop car and got a DUI. During the sobriety, I tried to jump on puddles... there was no water around.

by Rico Supreme November 11, 2020

spalshed

When jewelry or metallic bodily fashion gets so hot and makes contact it zapps tf outa you or feels like hot oil from a fryer splashes onto you.

I got in the sauna and my chain spalshed the hell out of me!

by spalshedlifters May 20, 2025

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

raging splasher

1. Violent bowel movement that results in a toilet water enema

Jesus Christ my ass is soaked after that raging splasher.

by poophat July 13, 2017

Pussy splasher

When you fill a condom with cum and lube, and proceed to put it in somebody's pussy so it pops and makes them squirt.

John: I gave my girl a mean pussy splasher last night

by Cumcoconigger September 29, 2021

Owl Slashed

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot

Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb

by Chronicholas December 24, 2021

Red Splasher

Red Splasher - When a woman is on her rag, and a man isn’t scared to tap the bottom causing her to squirt red all over !!

Tonight Karl is making Amy a Red Splasher!

by Amy Jae August 23, 2024