Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

Spartay

1) (n) another way to say "sparty." Used most often as part of the name of official sparty committees.

2) (v) to take part in a sparty.

1) The first committee ever to host sparties is the TCNJ Spartay Committee.

2) Hey babe, wanna spartay tonight with me and the guys near the volleyball court?

by Cado Solum August 24, 2009

splare

the word to describe the pain in your back

Oy, my back ain't what it used to be. I have such a splare!

by dalton gomez November 30, 2021

spartan sex

The act of engaging in standing doggystyle sex with a female out on a balcony, and when she is about to experience sexual climax, you pull out quickly, yell "This is Sparta!!!!" and when she turns around to ask WTF, you Leonidas-kick her in the mid-sternum, sending her over the balcony ledge and down to her doom.

I had spartan sex with you mom

by geraldo at large November 19, 2007

Spartones

An all-male acappella group from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Considered by many to be the premier vocal performance group of UNCG, the Spartones look and sound beautiful.

"These Spartones are amazing. The combination of musical deliciousness and killer ripped bodies is almost too much to handle... I want to make love to each and every one of them on stage right now."

by knifewrench February 5, 2010

This is sparta'd

This means to kick something/someone in the same or similiar fashion to Leonidas in 300.

She just this is sparta'd the door

by I_LikeTurtles- January 29, 2009