–interjection
A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against
Persian armies.
-noun
An ancient city in S
Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one
time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon.
-verb
To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.
Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":
-while defending Sparta
-while defending Greece
-while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
-while leading the Spartan army into battle
-while in the Phalanx formation
-before chugging a beer
-after chugging a beer
-at
random people walking down the street
-before taking a final exam
-in a crowded elevator
-during an
orgasm... nice
-in the middle of a heist
-while battling a
monkey
-while brushing your teeth
-while waiting in line at a dining hall
-with a mouth full of cereal and milk
-the minute quiet hours start
-in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
-when you see someone get shanked
-while receiving a
bj
-while giving a
bj?
-in the shower
-in a public bathroom
-when the teacher calls on you
-when the teacher doesn't call on you
-when receiving the nobel peace prize
-when answering the phone
-after motorboating a bitch
-while motorboating a bitch?
-during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)
-while out to dinner with girlfriends
parents
-Prior to introductions with someone new (
ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm
Paul)
-While getting on a ski lift
-After winning an eating/drinking contest
