Spludgen

splUH-jin
–noun
1. the mixed clot and liquid blood material expelled during menstruation

Jill prefers wearing tampons to pads, so she can't feel her SPLUDGEN shift when she laughs.

by Ivy and Cindy April 27, 2008

Spadgefest

Often used to describe porn with lots of cum-shots and ejaculation. Can also be used in conversation with ones peers.

did you see that vid on you porn last night with that German bird? proper spadgefest mate...

by the purple intruder June 14, 2010

splade

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004

Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 June 6, 2018

Spadgecock

A 'spadgecock' is a name used for a dirty penis in the South-West of England.

'I hear he never washes after sex, he's a right spadgecock.'

by Magnazoid July 23, 2009

Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011