spiderman 3

The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.

SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@

It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!

Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level

Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night

"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom

by Ken Glin February 7, 2008

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

by Cupochow December 21, 2016

spidermano

A dance club, more specifically in Cancun, Mexico, that doesn't resemble a typical dance club, because instead of having a dance floor and music you can dance to, it has fake ass celebrity wannabes singing and dancing to prerecorded shit music. It is a random ass club that has spiderman flying from the ceiling and fighting with the green goblin, and Beetlejuice midgets stripping in front of fat chicks.

When in the car talking to a cab driver, especially in Cancun. "Senor don't take us to a club de spidermano." "No spidermanos please!"

by Benny K. March 26, 2008

Spiderman's lover

Slang terminology for marijuana. Another slang term for marijuana is "Mary Jane". In the Spiderman mythology Peter Parker (Spiderman) is infatuated with a woman by the name of "Mary Jane". The actual term relating to marijuana "Mary Jane" has become widely recognized as marijuana thus "Spiderman's lover" is a form of evolution as no authoritative figure will have any clue who in the fuck Spiderman's lover is.

"Did you get a piece of Spiderman's lover last night? She was high quality stuff."

"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.

Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.

yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.

by mister mentone August 8, 2018

Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.

"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.

by thespidermaner May 14, 2014