Devil's Speedball

An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.
I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.
by TommyGunAngels April 13, 2009
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Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene
Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!
by Heretic Bassist November 10, 2009
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Suburban Speedball

A drug combination used mostly by white, middle-class high school kids who don't know where to find cocaine and heroin, but who have a medicine cabinet full of prescriptions. A suburban speedball is made from combining adderall or ritalin with any of the opioid painkillers, such as vicodin, percoset, codiene, etc.
"Bro, I'm bored, wanna meet up and do some suburban speedballs then ride bikes to the park? My mom just picked up my ADHD meds today and my dad still has some perc 20s from his back surgery. I'm sure he won't miss them, lol!"

"Hellz yeah mane! Party, party, party!"
by OShwagg December 18, 2019
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Miller Speedball

(noun) - A beer and a coffee imbibed together - usually immediately after waking.

(Origin: Northern California)
"You want some coffee?"

"Of course. Any beers leftover from last night? I'll take one of those too."

"One Miller Speedball coming up..."
by Jacob Resneck May 22, 2008
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Kurdish Speedball

A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.
Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.
by Nice to meat you May 02, 2021
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Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.
Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.
by SwishaaSweet July 25, 2020
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Yuppie speedball

All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.
I’ll have a grapefruit mimosa and a cup of fair trade coffee, I need the yuppie speedball today
by ka_usc October 21, 2021
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