Specs

To have a wank in the shower

"Omg... its been a week and i had to do a specs"
"Whoops i specsed all down the glass"
"i do hope my specs doesnt block the plughole"
"hang on i need to wash the specs off my feet"

by jimmmmmmmmmmmmy April 16, 2008

specsex

To engage in sexual activity with spectacles on.

i.e Hi honey I'm home, fancy some specsex?

by Carolineeeeee February 4, 2008

specsific

Wanting to view a certain event or object within perspective for specific purpose, usually since such may be rather esoteric.

I reckon your specsific journey on the Pacific is rather farsighted, mate.

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

specky fucktoid

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.

OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

by punnjabi_princess808 October 15, 2015

specsist

Like sexist, 'Specsist' is when someone discriminates you or another person in a certain situation and wants to be funny infront of all of your friends simply because you or the other person he is picking on wear or own a pair of spectacles.

Dan: "Are you even seeing what I'm seeing right now? I think your glasses don't work properly".

George: "Fuck you dude! That's specsist!"

by smithy_has_the_banter April 16, 2016

specy freak

A person who is so, very hideous with a pair of squint specs.

I hope you die you specy freak.

by ligma nuts July 23, 2018

Specsavers

The shop that has no dickens better prices the any other glasses shop.

I went to specsavers but didn’t buy anything because it was too fricken expensive!!!!!

by Spudicous May 21, 2019