spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!

did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????

by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

Spasmoid

An absolutel Retard

Liam your a spasmoid

by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019

spasoklabanias

a person that is very tiring to listen to, keep talking and talking, stimes with an irritating voice. In literal meaning (in Greek), it means 'break someone balls'

Don't be a spasoklabanias, go fuk yourself and leave this place.
Min eisai spasolkabanias, aei gamisou sikw fige apo edw

by Dimitris_1 November 22, 2006

spasmoid

When someone is being a spastic but spastic just doesn't feel right to say in the situation.

Example 1: Jesus Alex, you're such a spasmoid.
Example 2: OMG Alex, stop being a spasmoid.

by DarkExploit May 31, 2017

spamoni

Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.

" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"

"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"

by silence do good already May 26, 2009