Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked

Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.

by SshhCaty January 15, 2014

Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.

The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.

by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019