spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011

spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Spafe

A word used by townies or a chav(s).
It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.

Alright mate.
Spafe.
yea spafe.

by Willywillywonkerspafeman192 I LIVE IN SPAFE February 21, 2005

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021