Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.
Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 25, 2019
1. Semen on someone’s backside
2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad
Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
by Joshua Dark June 15, 2020
The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
by donkypunchzzz June 02, 2010
When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
by Ingyham August 06, 2008
When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
by Jshapedasshole July 03, 2008
A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.
by Slice January 29, 2003
When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
by Cock Thicket October 07, 2011