SOMDL

Story Of My Damn Life

I'm late for work ... again. SOMDL!

by kesco September 30, 2010

somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.

After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!

by VT-brother September 23, 2011

Soflea

A girl that will flea from any projectile coming her way

Oh no that ball coming towards my head better pull a Soflea

by Ethreals May 22, 2014

sofli

The world's most perfect couple

Sofli lived happily ever after.

by sofli August 9, 2017

Somali Soccer

A completely different sport from soccer.

This sport is a combination of WWE and Soccer in one game. Builds toughness and perseverance .

Yo warya somali soccer was hassid

by AhmedAbdijabbar May 29, 2018

somaliphobe

On who has a fear or dislike of Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

she's a somaliphobe

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

Somalian pirates we

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we, We shall cut off your cock

by john_Dick December 17, 2019