Sometimes

Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now

Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes

Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes

by Super accurate description June 16, 2020

Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"

Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.

by ugottabreaksomebones January 29, 2019

sometimesamna

sometimesamna is a twitter account ran by amna. she’s the gay girl on twitter who listens to girl in red. her bestiana is grandyidea and she’s in l word with a special girl! 🤩🤩

why is sometimesamna so perfect.

sometimesamna won’t stop being gay.
i think sometimesamna deserves to get blocked.

by slayziana January 7, 2021

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

always sometimes

Certain to be occasional.

My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.

by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016

And sometimes y

Absolute bullshit.

'Y' is not a vowel.

Kindergarten teacher: What are the vowels:
Brainwashed students: A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes y!
Me: B.S.

by Sharpie Rainbow January 9, 2009

Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009