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CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
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No Man's Sky Solution

Selling cut, missing or initially promised from day one game content as an expansion
Guy 1: did you hear that game freak is adding 200+ cut pokemon into sword and shield via paid expansions?

Guy 2: yeah, didn't no man's sky do that too?

Guy 1: and EA, Activision, Bethesda the list goes on. Seems the No Man's Sky solution is pretty popular nowadays.
by V0023 January 10, 2020
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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.
idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator
by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009
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Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.
Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....
by virbius1 January 1, 2012
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headcanon solution

When someone posts their own view or belief of something they think happened in a piece of fiction as a fact or truth when it hasn't been stated or addressed as such by the work itself or the creators of said fiction. Usually used to try to fix plotholes in a story.
Bill: This water has healing properties because in Book 3 , they gave some to Saragal and it healed her.

James: It does? But the book never says anything about that spring having healing powers and the characters who drank from it before never had their injuries healed.

Bill: Well it makes sense, so its true!

James: Bill, you can't just use your own headcanon solution as a way to explain something that has no evidence for.
by JazzRobot August 13, 2017
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Microwave solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau
by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020
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