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The Emerald Splash

A sexual position where the male shoots his nut inside the woman (or man) and yells out "Emerald Splash" at the same time, along with wearing glasses to represent Noriaki Kakyoin from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
The Emerald Splash was an ability in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders used by Noriaki Kakyoin where his ghost-self, called a stand shot emeralds out of its hands.

The nut is the emerald in sex.

"EMERALD SPLASH!" the male says as he busted an nut as well

You'll achieve something new once you've done this;

milf hunter achievement
by KekyoinSplash October 25, 2019
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poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.
today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.
by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011
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slashdot effect

1. An immediate surge in hit rate on a webserver caused by an announcement on a high-traffic website; a Nivenesque "flash crowd".

2. An unintentional denial of service to a website as a result of a surge in hit rate following an announcement on a high-traffic website.

See also: slashdotted
Bill Joy's _Dangers of Lego Blocks_ site succumbed to the slashdot effect scant hours after going live.
by Tarrasque November 18, 2002
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slashatthedisco

The most popular fandom on LJ, invloving slash of any PANIC! At The Disco members. The most popular being Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie (RyDen).
Have you seen the new RyDen story on slashatthedisco yet???
by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 22, 2006
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slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!
by Saria May 25, 2009
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Splash Damage

1. While using the bathroom, water splashes up from the toilet bowl and hits you in the butt.

2. Injury caused by being in the blast radius of a weapon like the BFG9000 or a rocket launcher.
1. Japanese toilets may be odd, but they cut down on splash damage.

2. Player1 discovered splash damage.
by Player 1 April 28, 2006
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Splash Guard

To put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power poop to eliminate sound and splashback
I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.
by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009
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