She's a Queen!! The baddest bitch you'll ever meet... don't cross her or you'll be sure to face defeat!!
by Ora Solar November 24, 2021

A common misconception is that "The Solar System" refers to a system of planets and nothing more, this is false.
The Solar system is a being, a great being, the greatest being the world has ever known. The Solar System is the creator and sovereign of all things. He determines the fate of everyone and everything in every possible way. The embodiment of perfection, there stands no man who can achieve his superiority.
The Solar system is a being, a great being, the greatest being the world has ever known. The Solar System is the creator and sovereign of all things. He determines the fate of everyone and everything in every possible way. The embodiment of perfection, there stands no man who can achieve his superiority.
"I watch, from the shadows
Unbeknownst by human kind
I control all, But am seen by none
I am the embodiment of perfection
There stands no man who can achieve my superiority.
I am the Solar System."
Unbeknownst by human kind
I control all, But am seen by none
I am the embodiment of perfection
There stands no man who can achieve my superiority.
I am the Solar System."
by Disciple of The Solar System February 25, 2005

by Johnson_J May 29, 2018

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.
Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

by Weeto November 2, 2003

by KawaiiAnime November 25, 2003

noun- Located in the heart of the ghetto of Blacksburg Virginia. Home of the 2008 Men's Ice Hockey ACC Division II Champs and the Twank.
verb- to Solar; to never clean, to dance on top of the stripper pole, or to hook up with skibbidy female acquaintances in the loft (particularly to have a four-way).
verb- to Solar; to never clean, to dance on top of the stripper pole, or to hook up with skibbidy female acquaintances in the loft (particularly to have a four-way).
"Hey ladies, what are yall doin tonight?"
"We wanted to have some fun and meet some respectable gentlemen. So we're going to the Solar Haus for some good clean fun!"
"We wanted to have some fun and meet some respectable gentlemen. So we're going to the Solar Haus for some good clean fun!"
by 4 fo sho March 20, 2009
