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soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.
That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.
by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015
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Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
by Steve t January 8, 2004
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soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
mugGet the soapy papoosemug.

soapy the hand puppet

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.
by cementshoes November 18, 2006
mugGet the soapy the hand puppetmug.

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.
Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015
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soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.
Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands
by loltoastlol November 25, 2020
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