no soap...radio

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.

We used to do the old "no soap...radio" joke when we were 10.

by JohnJabong May 21, 2006

Slapsgiving

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007

SOAP BAR

Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement

45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you

by conscience January 25, 2005

High Snapscore

If he/she has a snapscore over 200k run as fast as u can.

Girl: Jakes snapscore is 543k he’s definitely talking to more than 1 girl.
Girl 2: u know what a high snapscore means... run

by Yeehawm0nstxr November 9, 2019

soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

My wife's favorite soap opera is Days Of Our Lives. Or is it All My Children?

by LudwigVan December 12, 2003

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 1, 2003

Soap rapes Roach

In a hidden Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Easter egg, Soap approaches Roach and shoots him in the foot and proceeds to rape him. Turns out soap is gay. This Easter egg is top secret and only a handful of Call of Duty franchise fans have been able to complete it.

“Yo did you do that Call of Duty Easter egg?”

“Nah what is it”

“Basically soap rapes roach! I guess he was gay”

“I think I saw that on the news”

by Fella slime October 10, 2020