Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.
by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024
Get the Snowboardingmug. A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.
by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011
Get the Snowboardingmug. When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010
Get the kitten snowboardmug. The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboardmug. snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out
by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022
Get the Snowboardingmug. by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015
Get the snowboard assassinmug. Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.
The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.
This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?
Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.
This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?
Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB
"I don't like people who snowboard."
"Are you an avid snowboarder?"
"Can you afford a snowboard?"
"I don't like people who snowboard."
"Are you an avid snowboarder?"
"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024
Get the snowboardmug.