Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 12, 2011
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snowboard assassin

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.
by Ninja Clan Lord May 31, 2015
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snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
by donut sauce February 25, 2019
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my snowboarding skillz

my snowboarding skillz is the second video uploaded on youtube
by the kundian May 21, 2023
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Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.
I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.
by SloopDoop February 28, 2021
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snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 03, 2024
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Snowboard

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut
Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !
by TREYdmarked February 14, 2020
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