skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

Stall Sniffle

The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.

by Vjax October 9, 2016

boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.

Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.

by Fireman137 September 10, 2007

Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus

Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011

sniffletonk

A man who sniffs women's bicycle seats. See also Frump.

"Why Bobby, you didn't tell me your father was a sniffletonk."

by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

sniff yang

An event where two dogs of different colors, sniff each others butts, at the same time, in the shape of a circle.

That black dog and white dog are engaging in one fierce sniff yang.

by KDUB-GER August 10, 2010