Smurthism

Smurthism is an internet religion started by 2 people on Discord, basically the Blue Smurf Cat is the God in this religion.

Person 1: So you are a Smurthist?
Person 2: Yes, Do you want to be a part of Smurthism?

by Mr. OskarTheNub October 4, 2023

smuchest person ever

Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.

So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.

Antonia is the smuchest person ever.

by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023

Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

smunchkin

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.

I love you, my little Smunchkin!

by Jake01 February 11, 2008

Smutch

A stupid waste of space applied to Objects and Living beings

That guy is a fuckin' Smutch!

by ButterSpreadBread December 22, 2019

smutch

halfway between some and much

we are having smutch fun together.

by wacktozitsarefun October 20, 2004

smurche

(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.

(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.

(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."

(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."

by Zukmi Phazter April 22, 2008