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Smudge

The mean of acting or being one; a retard
That shit was so retarded
That was smudge bro
You’re a retard

You’re a smudge
by EthanS04 March 6, 2020
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love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car
My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.
by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018
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Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.
by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023
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Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021
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Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
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