a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh
by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023
Get the Smooshmug. A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.
Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"
Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012
Get the Smoosh Racemug. When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.
by Trolalalala June 6, 2018
Get the Smooshingmug. 
A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019
Get the Smoosh Cornermug. The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016
Get the smoosh patchmug. 1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
Get the Peeny Smooshmug.