the smirn

After ejaculating all over your fuckbuddy you then lift their head up to look you in the eye and give them 'the smirn', a look so diabolical it could cause heads to explode.

N*ggah just gave me 'the smirn'!

by Christopher Zahenskie November 5, 2006

Smirk

What teachers mistake you for doing,when you are actually smiling politely.

I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.

It goes on forever...

by SomeoneNew December 19, 2012

smirkish

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual

when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish

by lady lexo December 2, 2003

smirk

Nickname for the Resident.
While speaking, anytime, has this
totally inappropriate assinine smile
on his face.

2004 is the year to deselect the smirk.

by Exeter October 16, 2003

smirf sex

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

by maria garnica March 28, 2011

Smired

When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time

OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time

by LRDB June 29, 2016

smirk

Nickname for the worst President the United States has ever had that lied us into a war that has killed almost 1000 US Soldiers for no reason other than greed and lust for empire.

Geroge W. Bush, a.k.a smirk, a.k.a George W. Bush looks like a monkey, when asked a question that he was not given in advance.

or

Smirk simply sucks.

by gammarock July 8, 2004