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Smiley News 

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
Smiley News by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017

smiley trashbag 

A short funny calcium man. preferably refereed to sans the skeleton, a huge meme in culture of humanity
Haha did you see that smiley trashbag while playing undertale?
smiley trashbag by anonymous January 12, 2021

Smiley Face 

Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Smiley Face by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010

smiley dog

when you tuck your penis inside your ballsack
damn i gave myself a smiley dog and it looks just like peter

SMILEY FACE COVERUP 

USED WHEN TYPING SOMETHING THAT MAY BE PERCEIVED AS OFFENSIVE

THERE FOR ADDING A SMILEY FACE TO COVER IT UP
AND MAKE IT ALL GOOD
ALONZO: DUDE YOUR MOMS GOT SUCH A BANGING BODY I WOULD TOTALLY STICK A BABY UP THAT BITCH :)<------THIS IS A SMILEY FACE COVERUP
SMILEY FACE COVERUP by LILDIDDy October 1, 2008

smiley face 

Ecstasy, MDMA. Derived from the face that some pills have little fun things printed on them like stars, smileys faces, four-leaf clovers etc.
I don't wanna go to no fucking, rave. What the fuck? You think I'm the type of cat to be all hopped up on smiley face?
smiley face by Dialect of Mecca August 23, 2004