slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

smacked

bein royally fucked up on budd

this budd is dank yo, i am SMACKED

by BuddReApa420 March 27, 2003

Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009

Smacked Ass

The look of an embarrassed, humiliated person or angry person, indicated by a flushed face read skin.

Damn dude, you came out of that meeting looking like a smacked ass!

by Skeebo127 April 7, 2009

Smackeda smackeda

(SMA-kid-uh) v. n.

Can be used as a verb or noun describing the act of sex esp doggystyle. Also Smackeda. The sound you hear when you're tappin that ass.

1. are you ready for the smackeda smackeda
2. last night we were smackeda smackeda till the sun came up.
3. she's not ready for the smackeda

by Trinide November 14, 2007

Smacked Cabbage

Someone with a foul, ugly or disgruntled look on their face

Bitch got a face on 'er like a smacked cabbage

by Gooberlicious Goobers August 12, 2008

Ego Smacked

To be put in your place and take it.

Dude, your girl just ego smacked you!

by Apryle October 18, 2008