slutface

A slutty person with a face sometimes known as lindsey, carolyn, and lauren

"Oh look there's a slutface. She's quite slutlicious!"

by laur32 September 22, 2005

Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.

I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.

by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

slutface

The ridiculous amount of make-up a girl wears before a big event, like a date or a dance, usually used to boost confidence or to attract men.

I was wondering why all the girl's faces looked like they were baked on, then I remembered that Winter Formal was right around the corner. Slutfaces are so gross.

by Freeze-Frame March 28, 2011

slutface

An incredibly dirty or loose female.

Lauren Morrow is undeniably the biggest slutface on campus.

by 7133 July 16, 2008

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

slutface

1. the sluttiest of all your roommates

2. an internet connection

Lori Lou is Dana's, Juliette's, and Leslie's slutface roommate.

by Dana October 11, 2004