slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 22, 2008

The slurpee

When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.

So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.

by Pearlfirth February 7, 2008

slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.

She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.

by Timothy Van Baker May 14, 2008

purple slurpee

A blowjob. Also referred to as a hammy on occasions.

That hoe gave me a sweet purple slurpee the other day.

by Dr. arp October 24, 2007

Surpleased

getting a suprise that pleases you.

I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.

by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009