Snowfish

A hybrid comprising of a snowflake, and a fish

I am a beautiful and unique snowfish

by Booington September 4, 2006

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

slowing

Not-so-fasting.

Slowing is a sacred practice among bosom extremists during the month of plugadam.

"Want some pizza...box?"
"No, thank you, I'm slowing this week."

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

Snowfiake

The term given to a shy yet beautiful young lady who spends most of their time browsing the world of internet chat rooms. All who look upon their angelic faces' melt because of their divine beauty. However thye can be quite the troll if needs be. You could say she they are blessing in disguise.

OMFG THEIR IS A SNOWFIAKE IN DBZ CHATROOM EVERYONE COME QUICK!@!@!!@

by Anon00000000001 October 29, 2010

slowflake

A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."

(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)

Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."

Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."

by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018

slofie

A slow-motion selfie you can take with the new iPhone 11.

Let me take a slofie

by 35volts September 10, 2019

snowfight

A snowfight is a game that two men play when they simultaneously whack off to the sound of christmas music, and whoever finishes first wins. This originated in Canada.

"Hey lukie, that snowfight was fun last night"
"I know, Gabe, but next time I will beat you to it.

by Professor Slang December 22, 2008