Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 15, 2008

sloak

Slang term for sombody who is always trailing behind.

it's an abreviation of Sloak Hunt Racing.

Typical examples of a Sloaks are Prancing Wombats Racing.

by Scuffers March 7, 2008

Seoras

likes to suck kirk's toes

kirk: wears sandals
seoras: gets bonerr

by iLoveBacon2Much May 31, 2019

slocantrustifarian

A spoiled middle class white 25-65 year old who has adopted the surface ideals of whatever philosophy or religion or poiltcal flavour of the week is cool and hep. They know little of these ideals below the surfae of them. They will talk fondly of Woody Guthrie or Micheal Frente ideals and yet pay their employees minimum wage or with a basket of food. They dress self-conciously in hemp and dirty but " oh so cool" clothes that they buy in Nelson. They burn their garbage and their fieldsor yards between long rants about the environment, they treat others without respect or trust or love but they smoke so much pot that they truly believe they are enlightened and beautiful and aware people.
They claim to be poor but are often not seen in the colder months of the year because they are in Hawaii or Thailand or Bali.
Hailing from, or at least having a few kids and moving on,these are a Nothern Cousin to the American trustifarian living in the Slocan Valley in B.C.

Q- “Did you see that Slocantrustifarian have a temper tantrum when she couldn't get into the " treat your neighbors nicely seminar? "
A- "No I couldn't, the smoke from her burning green wood and the smell of her burning garbage and the sound of her drunk boyfriend of the week's chainsaw prevented me from seeing that"
-" yeah I hear she's pregnant again "

by eriscsnotreallymyname April 17, 2007

The Sloan Circuit

This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy

"This party is dull"

"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"

by I63 May 26, 2014

Bust a Sloagie

To jump from a moving vehicle, out of frustration or in times of mental duress.

"The date got off to such a slow start, I thought I was going to have to bust a Sloagie."

by David Goodis, of course July 4, 2004