sloppy joe

a term related to oral sex for males, when a male is given oral sex in a sloppy manner.

wow i was expecting some good head, im so sick of these sloppy joes people are giving.

by ohcrapnospacebar November 3, 2010

sloppy joe

The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.

1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.

by Murphy TIts January 30, 2008

sloppy joe

Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.

That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.

by chris-toe-fur May 15, 2006

sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum

Hey, look at that sloppy joe!

by Bozo chops February 5, 2003

Sloppy joe

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

by Sxfvhnk1100 July 10, 2016

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012

Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.

1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes

by von cake October 9, 2012