sloppoon

a poon that has been battered and tattered beyond all recognition by massive amounts of SEX, much like the poon that can be found on paris hilton.

"damn, Paris, you've got unrepentant sloppoon!"

by Scroaty McGibblet September 18, 2007

Slopkick

To step in dog shit, dirt, or any other nasty substance and proceed to dropkick your opponent in the jaw. leaving behind a smear of nasty on their face, and they have to deal with the brutal pain of a dropkick.

*Fight going on*

Dude 1 - "holy shit did Steve just slopkick that dude?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, shit just got real..."

by ScawtSee March 27, 2011

slopio

term to make people confused and ask "What the Heck"

Man don't be lookin at my slopio.

by MarshDaddy November 6, 2011

Slopdog

'Slopdog' is a sloppy poo, common after a big night 'on the piss' (drinking alcohol).
See also 'grog bog' or 'runny bum'

Azza - "Aw, mate... I just checked your snapchat and that was fucking disgusting."
Bazza - "Oath, mate. Had a big night on the tinnies, mate, I had some slop fall out of me aye, it was actually a bit of a 'slopdog'."
Azza - "It really was. My mother got it too, you're a cunt."

by Scottchya May 14, 2014

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Sloppobotamus

A gay man who bottoms and gets his ass sloppy with lube

Are you a sloppobotamus?

by Handyandyoz May 23, 2017

Sloppo

a mobidly obeseperson with asloppy appearance. A hybrid of 'sloppy' and 'hippo'

"I saw your ex girlfriend at the carwash last weekend. She has turned into areal sloppo."

by VIM_731 April 19, 2018