slooser

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

by :jaso: June 21, 2006

Pepsi Sloot

–noun extremely Informal .

1. a coke whore with no class* who has been put on internet blast

*Some may argue that coke whores already have no class, but those same people have never seen Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface.

Did you see that coke whore Trinity? She made put on blast dot com? such a pepsi sloot

by My definition is THIS! July 29, 2011

Eats, Shoots and Leaves

A terrific book by Lynn Truss discussing the importance of grammar while simultaneously giving the basic rules of punctuation. Truss does so in an entertaining way, and she actually makes grammar... fun. (Yes, grammar made fun. Now close your mouth; people are starting to stare.)

If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:

"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."

"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"

Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):

I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.

* * *

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

by BATzerk September 10, 2006

scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

slorts

A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.

Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.

by Mr. Weebitzy April 14, 2014

loot sloot

An alternative to the "money honey" nickname for ladies on CNBC. Loot sloot describes a female who will do stuff for money, and not much of it.

Steve and Vito are sitting in the office watching CNBC. Vito sez to Steve, "Check out the loot sloot on Morning Call, I'd love to get into her portfolio."

by SK19 May 11, 2006

slootie

a girl who is younger than you thats a hoe, dresses premiscuiously and looks sexy doing it.

roger and sam see some girls walking down the street..
Roger: damn those girls are fine..
Sam: ohh yeah they dont look any older than 18
Roger: yeah gotta love them slooties

by rachel t June 21, 2006