you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

poop slobber

watery bowel movement; diarrhea.

(Term created by a five-year old after a messy incident in an Italian Pizzeria.)

After making it to the bathroom just in time, in haste I left a smear of poop slobber on the toilet seat.

by Phillip and Kim December 16, 2007

Slobberjob

A really great blowjob where the girl slobbers and slurps all over your cock, porn star style.

Slobberjob > Blowjob

(> means greater than just in case you're really dumb)

meh.. if I'm lucky, you'll give me a slobberjob darling

by Velgud September 9, 2010

Slobbery Bulldog

Upon giving road-head the recipient of the jizm places their head out of the passenger window and spits thus leaving a trail of jizm dangling from their jowls like that of a slobbering bulldog.

* While driving down the highway * " Why does that girl have her head hanging out the window? Damn, she looks like a Slobbery Bulldog."

by I'mthatNiceguy October 8, 2011

dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

Slabbed

To be be fucked up or to be fucking a bitch.

“Bro I slabbed the shit out of Vanessa last night”.

by Rickin rankin February 5, 2019