Sisters from different misters

Best friends; the people who know your flaws and love you for them. The ones who comfort you when you're down, love you when no one else does, and love you even more for the mistakes you make. The ones that become family, rather than friends. Sisters from different misters are the girls you can run to with anything: silly crushes, abnormal questions, retarded jokes, crazy stories, FML moments, and bad hair days. The girls that keep you in line when your being a crazy bitch, and keep your chin up when you don't have the strength to do anything but cry. The ones who you spend every day with doing nothing but sleeping 'til one, watching movies all day, playing on Facebook, and finally getting ready at eight 'o clock only to drag main trying to find something to do. The girls who make fun of your silly little traits, and know you inside and out because you spend every waking moment together (and even not the waking ones). Sisters from different misters is more than a friendship, its forever, its sisterhood, and the ultimate bond.

Tanner: "dang, those girls spend so much time together, they must be pretty good friends."
Blake: "dude, your a dumb ass. Don't you know? They're sisters from different misters".

by YoeYikkYiff December 6, 2010

sister squirreled

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

by reddywerx January 19, 2012

hilton sisters

Dumb and Dumber, these spoiled sluts are everywhere. From ruining T.V with "The Simple Life" Or destroying radio with the aural holocaust of Paris Hilton and her "singing." Everything about these 2 are terrible in every way imaginable. Whats twice as worse is that these 2 dumbasses are going to get an inheritance in the millions from their father. Obivously, philanthropist is not in the Hilton's dictionary. Many people ask why they don't give to chairity, and Paris' official response was "That's hot..." Go to hell you cock-juggling thundercunts. You are the imbalance of this earth, you are the cause of stupidity, and therefore should be eradicated off the face of this earth forever, as you should never exist.

Er. Don't mind me. I'm just pissed off.

by Adam B January 16, 2005

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

Eskimo sisters

When you and your friend slept with same guy.

OMG we are Eskimo sisters

by Joeeeeerree March 3, 2018

dear sister

A joke that stemmed from an episode of The OC and Saturday Night lLive that revolves around the shooting death of a character in slow motion, with a memorable excerpt from the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap used as audio. Was amusing at first, but now the subject of done-to-death spoofs on Youtube using clips from various films.

Imogen Heap refrain: (Gunshot) Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyy. Mmmm that you only meant well...
-refrain used in "Dear Sister"

by HueyFreeman October 1, 2007

little sister

worse than satan

random person: omg your little sister is so cute!
me: are you kidding?! she's a fucking horrible goat!

by a genderfluid person May 11, 2020