silky films

Hardcore pornographic films marketed to the art crowd as art films.

"My uncle had a business; films, called 'silky films.' They catered to the art crowd. French babes, soft focus, lots of sheer curtains. Classy stuff."
-- Benny, "Tromeo and Juliet"

by The Logical Fallacy June 14, 2017

Silky Johnson

A Playa Hater played by Dave Chappelle on Chappelle's Show that attends the Playa Hater's Ball. Is the Playa Hater for 2002 and 2003.

I've heard her(Kelly Osbourne) song Papa Don't Preach. I've got a song for her it's called Daughta Don't Sing- Silky Johnson

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

Slimy

An adjective used to describe a male who endeavours to spend as much time as possible being 'good friends' with other peoples girlfriends behind the back of the girls boyfriend. He will occasionally try to get too close with her and she may become aware of his true intentions, but this is only in lucky scenarios. Until then she will insist to her boyfriend that they are 'just good friends', which is frustrating for guys who know his true intentions which are obvious to males.

Similar to a 'schweff' but prefers girls who are taken for some sick reason.

1) Pete is getting too close with Philippa, mate, but she doesn't have a clue.

2) I know man, he's so slimy.

by antislime January 18, 2011

Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009

silkydurag

A fake woo member from the flossy that is also a part time twitch streamer.

Random guy: Yo do you watch silkydurag? Random guy #2: Yea thats the fake woo member that gets extorted my quelly woo right?

by fwtrey November 30, 2021

Silky Boner

Any person bearing a brand of clothing such as "Affliction" "Ed Hardy" or "True Religion" accompanied by a pair of gator boots. Such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. Majority of Silky Boners reside in Scottsdale, AZ.

"OMG! I just saw a silky boner in the parking lot, he was waring Chanel glasses, a v neck Affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. What a tool!!"

by Antisilkyboner.com November 21, 2009

sprung like a slinky

The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.

Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."

by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010