sleep

what you do when you are too depressed to face the world.

when the love of your life has been gone for the last five months, sleep is what you do to cope.

by treehugger449 July 20, 2008

sleep on mic

to intentionally fall asleep with someone with your microphone left enabled on over a voice communication app, such as Discord.

Ashley: Josh, do you want to sleep on mic with me?
Josh: I thought you'd never ask.

by JKIM420 October 16, 2018

Cant sleep love

"Cant sleep love" is a feeling you get when you're either in a relationship or have a crush, this happens when you cant stop thinking about the person . This also happens when you just had a good conversation with the person, and you cant sleep because of it.

i had NO sleep last night. Elizabeth got me "cant sleep love"

by Sliding in your dms October 1, 2016

Sleep on me

When you don't get the attention you deserve.

I really like Josie but she's sleep on me.

by GeeMoney100 October 2, 2016

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019

Sleep Deprivation

A long standing tradition of the International Baccalaureate (IB) where students are restricted from sleeping due to the ProCAStination and assignments due with acronyms, like ToK, IOP, IOC, IA, EE, DCP, CE, etc. Each student must re-enact this ceremony, which requires them to neglect their sleep continuously in order to be able to pass the IB.

Symptoms include (varies with person): Mental Breakdowns, Coffee Overdose, Migraines, Plagiarism, Regret over IB, among many others.

Also, students who state that they had 4 hours of solid sleep are to be considered gifted, and those who receive up to 8 hours are considered God-Blessed. However, those who receive more than 8 hours are either failing the IB, or doesn't give a ****.

Sleep Deprivation also has its benefits for the IB program, though...

Students gain the ability to BS on anything and at anytime due to the lack of sleep. They become highly analytical and could fit in a week's amount of homework in one night. These students could be credited for their sophisticated 1-hour essays that require scholars with PhD and years of experience to assemble in about a month.

Student 1: I have 3 hours of sleep on average. I am suffering from Sleep Deprivation!
Student 2: Please, I had 2 hours of sleep for 2 days! I suffer it more than you do!
Student 3: Haha, noobs, I've been awake for 2 days in a row! I AM THE DEFINITION OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION! You must kneel before me!

by Sir Azder November 3, 2013

Sleep Talking

The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.

Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.

Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.

John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...

Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.

John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.

Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!

by Mr. Bad May 20, 2011