Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.
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Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
Get the slippin on your slackin mug.Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.
Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"
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Get the slack jawed yokel mug.refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio
Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.
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Get the slack-jawed faggot mug.To take up the slack. To pull in or make taut a loose section of a rope, line, wire, etc.
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1. to make tighter, or more tense or taut, as a rope; remove slack;
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1. to make tighter, or more tense or taut, as a rope; remove slack;
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