cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

super slab

Any interstate greater than four lanes.

We're gonna take the super slab to the city tonight .

by Donghammer April 20, 2018

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

50 slab

A large portion of crack or cocaine, the size of a stick of chewing gum costing around 50 dollars.

Man...I can't wait to get this 50 slab sold and hit the strip club!

by Jueseph April 23, 2018

on the slab

The slab is a slang term for an autopsy table. Being on the slab would be a slang term for somebody being dead. Used in "Silence of the Lambs" by Hannibal lector to the senator.

"Tell me mom, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"

by hank2 January 23, 2006

slabby

sloppy, less-than mediocre, leaning toward mental retardation. foul stench.

Is s/he slabby? Sure smells like it!

by qwerty1985 December 8, 2005

The Slab

Nickname for Cleveland, Ohio

" I'm from The Slab there can be no other way."
-Chip the Ripper

by Silent J37 April 8, 2008