Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011

Skeeter Stik

A topical analgesic for temporary relief and itching due to insect bites and minor skin irritations.

Julie got big by a mosquito so Alex whipped out his skeeter stik and made it all better.

by Alexis Ahomo July 27, 2006

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe April 30, 2009

skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007

Skeetster

A person or thing, where somebody ejaculated on them at birth, or the creation of that product.

Skeetsters are usually annoying and gay.

That dude over their is a skeetster!

Micheal Phelps is a skeetster, because he got caught smoking weed.

by Straight_Up_ Skeezy April 7, 2009