stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006

singleton

A singleton is the name associated with women that only have one nipple. The name originated from England, when a girl by the name of "Singleton", who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. The most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a "deflated" left which did not show any form of nipple. Thus, the term "Singleton" was born.

"Holy fuck bitch, you got a damn singleton, get off my cock!"

by Colonel Cocklong January 20, 2010

Singleton

A male or a female who has no active moral, emotional or sexual partner of the opposite gender.

You singletons will never understand the feeling of having a girlfriend! I surely have one! I am not lying..

by AristotleGiovani May 31, 2020

Daniel Stapleton

A "mad fella" who rides motocross and drifts cars.
Daniel Stapleton, also known as Mad c**t or ruthless is a caring bloke who looks out for his mates and loves his lady.

Ruthless c**t! must be Daniel Stapleton.

by yeahiknowhim August 20, 2011

Stapleton

1 (N) A Person, when asked to do something, says ok then walks away and stares into space 2 A person that mumbles incoherent words that have nothing to do with anything that has taken place in the last fifty years. 3 A person that does the two things above at once. 4 A person that has an extremely long chin hair that grows back within a matter of hours. 5 Someone that can't remeber what they are doing so they act like they know what is going on and eventually go into their "Special Rooom". 5 The first steroind free bearded lady. 6 A woman wiht a large bald spot on top of their head that they know nothing about. 7 A person that, if you throw crackers at her head and hit her in the eye, will take ten minutes to realize what just happened. 7 Joey's lover. 8 A rather large block of nothing that slightly resemble human. Orriginally found on Mars (even they didn't want her). 9 A cross between a man and woman.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am going to do a Stapleton in the closet.

by Skared January 26, 2008

Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005