Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

O.J. Simpson

An all American football hero who was lucky enough to get away with killing his wife and her friend.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.

"We the jury find the defendant, O.J. Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder."

by Nevz July 21, 2009

Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

by novicen00b January 12, 2011

Homer Simpson

The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)

D'oh, said Homer Simpson

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

Lisa Simpson

Too smart for her own good

Lisa Simpson, your test score was 187%, and the max was 100%.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020