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Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.
by KJK72 July 31, 2008
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Sheffield united

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit
by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019
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sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain
when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling
by LenaP May 13, 2010
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schwefferling

Combining hardcore game with the intense shuffling of the feet, preferably to hip hop, to secure the pick up of a member of the opposite sex
Everyday im schwefferling

schweffer game pick-up
by greggyj December 10, 2011
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Shoeffler

The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.
Shoeffler got tasked with our LDI? Put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while....
by BD animal November 7, 2011
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Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".
I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.
by MsP January 21, 2015
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Sheffy

Sheffy is Here
by Frenchdaddy November 3, 2020
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