shizifist

A shizifist is an experimentally minded individual that is concerned with the observation, participation and exploration of extreme anal phenomena. Going far beyond simple thought experiments, shizifists set out to participate and explore what other kinksters can only imagine in the deepest darkest corners of their minds. A shizifist's studies pertain only to the detailed conceptualization and realization of hardcore anal experimentation.

Jack: If ram my head up your ass and you fart will it shoot me out like a canon ball or will I be able to breathe it in and stay in there long enough to see that jizz I just blew in your mouth?

Amber: Fuck if I know....you're the shizifist!

by The Shizifist April 13, 2011

shuicide

A word meaning that you will kill yourself but you really won't.

Person A: I'M GOING TO SUICIDE!
Person B: Really?
Person A: No.
Person B: That's not suicide. That's "Shuicide"
Person A: NOW I KNOW :D

by XxsamurixX June 2, 2009

shudickups

The sound a girl makes when she chokes on a guys dick.

Sarah had the shudickups last night.

by lfserlin November 11, 2009

Shuinkel

Shuinkel is a color that is similar to pink, it is commonly used to describe the color pink but in a more cool way,as well as make you feel smarter.Also used by guys that want to act cool to describe the color pink.

Guy 1: Damn man, what color is she wearing ?
Guy 2:Man that's shuinkel, love girls in that color
Guy 1: she look Hella fine in that shuinkel

by Joshmasterg September 18, 2016

shazing

Shazing means when a rapper sings and raps in one song. Instead of saying "Hey this rapper is raping and singing at the time" you can just say "Hey, this guy is great at shazinging ".

"Look Nicky Mange is shazinging this song" "When i grow up i want to shazing" "Wow, that girl or guy can shazing"

by forklift68 February 27, 2018

Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

shuaib / shöb / shuhayb

A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to man, and also all the ones that are not known to man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.

He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend

He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.

He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.

guy one: man I wish I could be like shöb

guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020