Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko October 7, 2007

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Shules

The pairing (in fanfiction mostly) of the characters Shawn (James Roday) and Juliette/Jules (Meggie Lawson) from the USA show Psych.

Person 1: RAWR they almost had a Shules moment
Person2: I know i was sooo mad

by Somomo June 22, 2009

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Subway Shakes

A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.

J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.

by A-Riz March 18, 2009

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Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.

by iMacThere4iAm November 6, 2008

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shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 14, 2005

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